Dear P.R. practitioners: Save my sanity by doing at least a smidgen of research

Dear P.R. practitioners: Please resolve to do better

Dear P.R. practitioners: .’Tisn’t the season

Dear P.R. practitioners: Dictionaries aren’t expensive

Dear P.R. practitioners: At least try

Dear P.R. practitioners: We are not idiots (Updated)

Follow-up Nov. 19: The enterprising promoter behind this pitch wrote back today — not to complain about this post, but to “briefly followup” (noun as a verb from the original) to see whether I was still interested in the story. As a sweetener, he offered “fun behind-the-scenes photos and video outtakes of Morris being his adorably orange tabby cat self.”