Rule No. 55: A person is “well-known” if spell-check doesn’t underline his or her name in red.
Rule No. 54: “At first glance” means we started with this lede, but the reporting didn’t pan out.
Rule No. 53: Any place that isn’t New York, Boston, Los Angeles or San Francisco is “the heartland.”
Police Blotter of the Day: Suspect says that’s not my pot — it was already in the car when I stole it
LIVERMORE FALLS — Police said a Jay man was adamant that the marijuana police found in the car he was driving was not his because he had just stolen the car.
Full story (Franklin, Maine, Sun Journal)
Topless thong-clad woman vandalizes Pinellas Park McDonald’s
A Pinellas Park woman shown topless and wearing a thong as she vandalizes a Pinellas Park McDonald’s was arrested for criminal mischief.
Full story (WFLA-TV)
Rule No. 52: All suburbs are “leafy.” They always have “well-manicured lawns.”