M. Alex Johnson – Journalist at Large

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Police Blotter of the Day: Guy dumps human waste on himself, hides in portable toilet

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“A man doused himself with a bucket of liquid human waste and hid in a portable toilet after plowing his Jeep into a carport at a Longview riverfront condominium Tuesday afternoon, police said.

“‘It looks like alcohol was involved,’ Longview police Sgt. Ed Jones said. …

“Flavia told officers he’d splashed himself with the contents of a bucket outside a portable toilet ‘because he thought the dogs were coming, and he was trying to throw off the scent,’ Kazensky said.”

Full story (Longview, Wash., Daily News)

Written by Alex

August 5, 2011 at 9:32 am

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