Rule No. 52: All suburbs are “leafy.” They always have “well-manicured lawns.”
Rule No. 51: When we describe something as “cutting edge,” we mean we don’t know how it works.
NAPLES, Uintah County — A Uintah County woman is accused of trying to set fire to her ex-boyfriend’s home with a pound of bacon left burning on a gas stove.
And here’s the best part:
Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31, was charged Wednesday in 8th District Court with arson, a third-degree felony.
Yes. Crispi. According to police, it was a Crispi bacon attack.
Full story (KSL-TV of Salt Lake City)
Rule No. 50: If the bullet wound is anywhere above the shoulders, the victim was shot “execution style.”
Rule No. 49: An “expert” is anyone who has been quoted on a subject more than once.
Rule No. 48: If one analyst or expert disagrees, it’s a controversy.